Turkey Day!

[alittleblackmagic]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.

MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....

[The voice fades away.  Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]

Comments

[abravelikehero]

I-it's frightening!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

No way! It was the coolest way to celebrate that dumb holiday we've had so far.

[abravelikehero]

How is a dead cooked bird attacking you cool?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

How is it not cool?

[abravelikehero]

Um... well, zombie dinner trying to kill you is... not exactly on my fun list.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it was fun, even though it kinda was. But it was definitely cool.

[abravelikehero]

Usually I think of cool things as something good for me....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

C'mon! When will you ever see a possessed attack turkey ever again?

[abravelikehero]

I want to say never, but knowing my life I probably will somewhere.

1/3

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Palom are you oka--...

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Canadaaa! Quick, come help me grab a wing!

[Palom is being dragged across the floor by a very angry dead turkey.]

Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Um...I...I don't know...if I...

M-maybe we should just put it out of it's misery instead.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it'd be wasting good food, too! If I really can't get it to stop, I'll blow it up.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

You still want to eat that thing? And wouldn't blowing it up also be wasting it?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

'Course I wanna eat it. [Palom is now bashing it on the 'head' with a dinner plate.] C'mon. Don't you want to be able to tell people about the time you ate a zombie turkey?

... so i realized today that we weren't friends...

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

NO.

=O Travesty

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

C-Come on! It's been a whole three weeks already! I think.

*sobs*

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Take it outside.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Don't you even care that it's attacking me?

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. But it's a turkey, Palom.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

A very vicious and mean turk --

[Glomp goes the turkey over Palom's head. There is a muffled scream as Palom begins to smash it into the wall.]

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[... Ewww]

STOP!

[Mia rushes over and grabs the turkey herself]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Ffmphf fmfmmfd brrmmmph!

[Roughly translated, that means 'this is all your fault for not letting me blow it up Mia gosh look what you did'. In the meantime, Palom is flailing around in Mia's arms.]