Turkey Day!

[alittleblackmagic]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.

MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....

[The voice fades away.  Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . Is that why you're scared by a plucked turkey carcass?

[abravelikehero]

...

It was very scary! It could have been a higher level than me, I'm only level 1 now! I lost all my levels....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure anyone could beat a dead turkey.

[abravelikehero]

You should never judge a book by it's cover.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I'm not. I'm judging a turkey by its level of crispness.

[abravelikehero]

Maybe my turkey was underdone.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Raw, bloody turkey, huh? I guess that's a little scarier.

[abravelikehero]

I didn't check....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Did it try to squirt the blood at your eyes? I think I heard about a monster that does that.

[abravelikehero]

No, it jumped at my face though.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

And did it try an' claw out your eyes with spikes that shot out of its stubs? There's a monster that does that, too.

[abravelikehero]

N-no! I hope it wasn't capable of that!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Or maybe it just spat acid and spiders everywhere. Like a combination mega doom turkey.

[abravelikehero]

That would have been the worst!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

It would have been a great test for Palom the Great!

[abravelikehero]

I... I really hope I don't run into something like that.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

If you do, just send it my way.

[abravelikehero]

I'll try and remember that.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You don't have to sound so down! I'll take care of anything that tries to hurt us.

[abravelikehero]

R-really? Whaaa, like a real true hero.

B-but! I... I should probably try a little bit, to at least do something myself.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[Stop feeding his ego, Almaz. Palom's head is going to burst.]

Yeah, I'll let you soften up the easy ones for experience or something.

[abravelikehero]

[But he truly is impressed, for now.]

That's right! I'll need to work hard on regaining my levels.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . What're those again?

[abravelikehero]

They represent how strong you are.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

So mine would probably be like a kajillion, right? How high were yours before you got here?