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...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.

MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....

[The voice fades away.  Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]

Date: 2011-01-16 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
How dirty could it possibly get? Think of all the hard work I put into fighting this thing.

Date: 2011-01-16 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
Which is why we should simply leave it as a token of your victory.

Date: 2011-01-17 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
. . . I'm taking another bite first.

Date: 2011-01-17 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
Just don't make more of a mess.

Date: 2011-01-18 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
[Raaaaawr. Palom the Victorious viciously stabs his prey once again.]

Date: 2011-01-18 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
Clean up after yourself, please.

Date: 2011-01-23 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
((Automated Response: Back from hiatus! If you'd like to suspend this thread, please feel free to do so.))

[Grrrrrr Palom the Mighty ignores the whining of the peons and ferociously kicks the turkey towards the trash can.]

Date: 2011-01-23 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
[The Most Important and Majestic of Peons watches with raised eyebrow]

Date: 2011-01-24 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
[And in it goes. Palom whips at his mouth a little and puts his hands on his hips.]

Time for dessert!

Date: 2011-01-24 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
You are planning on cleaning the floor first, right?

Date: 2011-01-24 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
. . . The Elder says to always finish digesting before you do any manual labor.

Date: 2011-01-26 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
Well this Elder says it'd better be clean before you go to bed.

Date: 2011-01-26 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
You hafta be over 100 to be an Elder. And you're a girl.

Date: 2011-01-27 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
How do you know how old I am?

Date: 2011-01-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
. . . If you're over a hundred, then you've got to be some kind of zombie.

Date: 2011-01-29 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
So your Elders are all zombies?

Date: 2011-01-29 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
No! They all look over 100. You look like you're 20.

Date: 2011-01-31 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
[Palom continues on.]

And that's pretty old already, but not as old as a hundred, of course.

Date: 2011-02-02 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
So maybe you're like . . . an Eld. If there's an Elder, there has to have been an Eld, right?

Date: 2011-02-05 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
So what's someone who's 40?

Date: 2011-02-06 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
There's no in between. You're an Eld until 99 and 11 months.

Date: 2011-02-07 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com
I see. So when will you become an Eld?

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