Turkey Day!

[alittleblackmagic]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.

MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....

[The voice fades away.  Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Canadaaa! Quick, come help me grab a wing!

[Palom is being dragged across the floor by a very angry dead turkey.]

Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Um...I...I don't know...if I...

M-maybe we should just put it out of it's misery instead.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it'd be wasting good food, too! If I really can't get it to stop, I'll blow it up.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

You still want to eat that thing? And wouldn't blowing it up also be wasting it?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

'Course I wanna eat it. [Palom is now bashing it on the 'head' with a dinner plate.] C'mon. Don't you want to be able to tell people about the time you ate a zombie turkey?