Turkey Day!

[alittleblackmagic]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.

MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....

[The voice fades away.  Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]

Comments

[abravelikehero]

Usually I think of cool things as something good for me....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

C'mon! When will you ever see a possessed attack turkey ever again?

[abravelikehero]

I want to say never, but knowing my life I probably will somewhere.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . You must have a pretty interesting life, then.

[abravelikehero]

Interesting can be a curse.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't say that if your life was boring all the time, I bet. . . . Life's been pretty boring for me for the last few years.

[abravelikehero]

I don't know, my life was pretty ordinary before I left the castle to defeat the overlord. I did my duties, and played video games and read comics in my off time.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

And it was a lot cooler once you set off on your adventure, right? What're comics and video games?

[abravelikehero]

It was... different. I'm not sure if I would say it was cooler.

Comics are... well, they're books with pictures told in sequence to depict events. And, video games are interactive games with stories you play. It's kind of hard to describe....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

How boring is staying inside and doing the same ol' thing all the time? You got to travel around and see more of the world, right?

And I've seen those before, I think! Comic books -- That person at the stores showed me some. I liked those.

[abravelikehero]

I got to see the Netherworld, and I'm still trying to figure it out.

Yeah, there's a store here in town. I got a bunch of them there the other day.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of cool stuff about Superman and Awesomeman and Amazingman and people like that. One about rats, too, I think.

But that's still not as interesting as getting to travel.

[abravelikehero]

Oh! I saw a few that had Superman in it! He seemed really amazing.

I've only ever traveled to the Netherworld, before that I never really went far from the castle.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

It's still something different, at least! C'mon, you fought monsters and demons and stuff there, right?

[abravelikehero]

There were battles so... yeah, I don't really like fighting though. Most of the enemies were weak, or Mao took care of them anyway.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . Is that why you're scared by a plucked turkey carcass?

[abravelikehero]

...

It was very scary! It could have been a higher level than me, I'm only level 1 now! I lost all my levels....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure anyone could beat a dead turkey.

[abravelikehero]

You should never judge a book by it's cover.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I'm not. I'm judging a turkey by its level of crispness.

[abravelikehero]

Maybe my turkey was underdone.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Raw, bloody turkey, huh? I guess that's a little scarier.

[abravelikehero]

I didn't check....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Did it try to squirt the blood at your eyes? I think I heard about a monster that does that.

[abravelikehero]

No, it jumped at my face though.