Turkey Day!

[alittleblackmagic]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.

MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....

[The voice fades away.  Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]

Comments

[abravelikehero]

I-it's frightening!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

No way! It was the coolest way to celebrate that dumb holiday we've had so far.

1/3

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Palom are you oka--...

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

[abravelikehero]

How is a dead cooked bird attacking you cool?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

How is it not cool?

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

[abravelikehero]

Um... well, zombie dinner trying to kill you is... not exactly on my fun list.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Canadaaa! Quick, come help me grab a wing!

[Palom is being dragged across the floor by a very angry dead turkey.]

Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it was fun, even though it kinda was. But it was definitely cool.

[abravelikehero]

Usually I think of cool things as something good for me....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

C'mon! When will you ever see a possessed attack turkey ever again?

[abravelikehero]

I want to say never, but knowing my life I probably will somewhere.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . You must have a pretty interesting life, then.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Um...I...I don't know...if I...

M-maybe we should just put it out of it's misery instead.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it'd be wasting good food, too! If I really can't get it to stop, I'll blow it up.

[abravelikehero]

Interesting can be a curse.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't say that if your life was boring all the time, I bet. . . . Life's been pretty boring for me for the last few years.

[abravelikehero]

I don't know, my life was pretty ordinary before I left the castle to defeat the overlord. I did my duties, and played video games and read comics in my off time.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

You still want to eat that thing? And wouldn't blowing it up also be wasting it?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

And it was a lot cooler once you set off on your adventure, right? What're comics and video games?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

'Course I wanna eat it. [Palom is now bashing it on the 'head' with a dinner plate.] C'mon. Don't you want to be able to tell people about the time you ate a zombie turkey?

[abravelikehero]

It was... different. I'm not sure if I would say it was cooler.

Comics are... well, they're books with pictures told in sequence to depict events. And, video games are interactive games with stories you play. It's kind of hard to describe....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

How boring is staying inside and doing the same ol' thing all the time? You got to travel around and see more of the world, right?

And I've seen those before, I think! Comic books -- That person at the stores showed me some. I liked those.

[abravelikehero]

I got to see the Netherworld, and I'm still trying to figure it out.

Yeah, there's a store here in town. I got a bunch of them there the other day.