Sixth Explosion

[alittleblackmagic]

Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Comments

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Oh, really?

[She stalks around him and yanks open one of the sacks.]

Old bottles? Palom, how did you get all of this?

[That question is accompanied by a whack to the head, because if he says he wasn't stealing or cheating it, he's lying.]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Oww! I'm collecting from willing donors! There's fruit, too!

See, Mia said we could have a party after her party but I think she forget and I forgot too but I just remembered when Flonne came by cause she's an angel and she talked about superheroes and it reminded me of a costume party and I thought that since it had been so long ago there wouldn't be a party anyway so I could just throw one of my own for the kids.

Want some candy?

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Oh, willing donors. So what have you been telling them to get them to give you candy? I don't think they'd exactly be this generous for the sake of throwing a party.

[She's kind of staring at the sacks. It's actually kind of impressive he's been able to drag them around.]

And just how much did you get? If half the children in the town ate all this we'd be sick!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Actually, pretty much the truth. For the kids of this town. I call it KE . . . KEMF! And in case there's another hunger event. We can all horde a little bit of candy cause some of it didn't vanish last time.

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

It would probably work better with things like peanuts, not candy. Worth a shot, though, if I didn't still think this was just an excuse to sucker candy from the town.

What is KEMF supposed to stand for, anyway?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Kids Escaping Mayfield . . . Fund. I think it was Society at first. Or Charity. I don't know. Does KEMF or KEMS or KEMC look better?

And I've got no idea what you're talking about, sis. Whyever would I wish to, as you so crudely put it, 'sucker candy' from the town?

*angel halo*

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Well the C--

[Erk.]

--Don't expect me to help you with your public image, Palom! I should have known you'd try to pull a scheme like this sooner or later.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I am deeply hurt, sister. Should not we set aside our differences for the work of the greater good? Charity work has truly touched my soul; it is all for the poor children of this forsaken town.

[Palom's voice is getting pretty creepy.]

Lalala ~ Hearts and flowers ~ La

[See?]

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

It's not "charity" if you're asking for yourself! That's called avarice! How much of a share of this are you planning to take?

[She just. Stares. At the singing.

And then gives his ponytail a sharp yank.]

Knock that off!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Ow, owww! Gosh, I'm just trying to make you feel better. Since I was official collector, I'll be taking my double portion but the rest will be distributed evenly.

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Double portion? I'm bowled over by your generosity, Palom. So how many people have you managed to dupe yet?