Sixth Explosion

[alittleblackmagic]

Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Comments

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

It's not "charity" if you're asking for yourself! That's called avarice! How much of a share of this are you planning to take?

[She just. Stares. At the singing.

And then gives his ponytail a sharp yank.]

Knock that off!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Ow, owww! Gosh, I'm just trying to make you feel better. Since I was official collector, I'll be taking my double portion but the rest will be distributed evenly.

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Double portion? I'm bowled over by your generosity, Palom. So how many people have you managed to dupe yet?