Ninth Invitation

[alittleblackmagic]

[filtered to absolutely no one]
ATTENTION ALL STUPID HALF-BAKED WANNABE FEMALE MAGES WITH COOTIES NAMED RELM.

. . . You on the phone yet? Your presence is hereby requested at 1448 Mitchell Road.  You can bring your fake brother, too.

[To Mia, Canada, Shiraasan, Jigglypuff]
I figure if she's stuck in that house with a doppelganger, she could crash at our place for a while.  You guys OK with that?

Comments

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

...Who?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Mia? My 'mom'?

. . . You really haven't noticed anything wrong? Even Relm noticed. Adults and teenagers sure are dumb.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Of course I noticed something was up! It would've been impossible not to notice! Anyway, how would I have known that she attacked someone?

Wait. Mia? Seriously?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Exactly! That's what we all thought! So we're gonna figure out what's wrong with her and fix her. And you can tell Relm to be less of a pain and help out; she has to listen to her 'older brother', right?

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what makes you think that -- at least with Relm. I barely have any more control over her than you do.