Ninth Invitation

[alittleblackmagic]

[filtered to absolutely no one]
ATTENTION ALL STUPID HALF-BAKED WANNABE FEMALE MAGES WITH COOTIES NAMED RELM.

. . . You on the phone yet? Your presence is hereby requested at 1448 Mitchell Road.  You can bring your fake brother, too.

[To Mia, Canada, Shiraasan, Jigglypuff]
I figure if she's stuck in that house with a doppelganger, she could crash at our place for a while.  You guys OK with that?

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Geeze, tone it down will yah.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I figure that congenital deafness might be another one of her tragic disabilities. She already has all the other ones.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's pretty sad. The mental instability makes her think that she's a genius, though.

oh gods i love you so much

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Of course. Ask after her brother too, please? They have to go home often enough to not get brainwashed, though.

=D

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. I think I remember that happening a few times. Anyway, I'll ask if he wants to come along, too.

<3

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Good. There should be plenty of space and lots of pancakes.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Great! That's reason enough for anyone to want to sleep over at our place!

Um. Are you feeling up to it, though, Mia?

[filtered to Palom]

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Palom, don't shout like that! Especially not such rude things!

[filtered to Palom]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Wow! I can just feel you trying to hit me with your mind. Anyway, it got your attention, didn't it?

I gotta ask you a favor, sis -- The person who attacked Mia was a friend of ours. It doesn't make any sense. So I'm gonna find out what's going on. You got Blink back yet?

[filtered to Palom]

[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

If I could, I would.

Blink? No, I wish I did... that's one of the more advanced White Magic spells. What are you planning to do?

[filtered to Porom]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hmm . . . Too bad. Well, I guess we'll just have to follow her around without magic, then. I'm gonna find out who's actually beneath that cloak, cause it sure as heck ain't Jill!

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Hey, what? Wait a second! What's going on?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

So you're the brother, right? You can come over if you'd like, too. We want to have a talk with you two about your 'mom'.

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Eh? What about her?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . Um. You haven't noticed that she's been going around beating people up?

[snackaholictank.livejournal.com]

Relm? She's pretty cool. Sure.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

K.

. . . You feeling better yet, Shiraa? I convinced Canada to buy some cookies for us yesterday.

[snackaholictank.livejournal.com]

...Mmm. Something like that.

I love you. XD

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

Yeah right, like I'm gonna listen to someone as dumb and ugly and stupid and talentless as you!

Palom loves you, too.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hey, chill out! I'd have an awesome comeback ready, but we just need you to come over and talk about Jill. You know she beat Mia senseless, right?

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. I do. And I'm working on fixing everything.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Um, s-sure...that's fine with me.

Especually since...since they really aren't safe where they are anyway...

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Great!

Mia said that Shiraa and I have to help you around the house. So I'm gonna be in charge of dealing with misbehavior, OK?

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Ah...well I d-don't know....