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Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Date: 2009-08-15 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
I am 13.
[Give or take a few 100 years]

Date: 2009-08-15 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
Really? You seem kinda . . . Well, OK. I'll make an announcement later for any kid that wants a share of the loot. The people here are really nice! Well. Most of them.

Do you think your 'parents' would want to donate anything?

Date: 2009-08-15 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
[She's giving him the benifit of the doubt here]

I believe they may. [Goes, and then comes back with some packages of cookies she located in the kitchen.]

Date: 2009-08-15 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
Thank you very much! I'll keep them cool so they don't get all soggy.

[If Palom is learning anything from this, it's the art of sucking up. Also improvised lying through his teet.]

I'll see you later, then! Keep a lookout for the announcement.

Date: 2009-08-15 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com
[Ai just watches him silently, in her creepiest manner]

Date: 2009-08-15 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
. . . Um. Right. Bye.

[Palom edges slowly out the doorway, his plastic smile glued to his face until the door slams shut behind him.]

Phew. What a weird girl.

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