Eleventh Expiration

[alittleblackmagic]

So who got some awesome stuff back?! Check it out -- My mage robes! Wow, it feels good to finally get to wear something normal. Or well. Something way cooler than stupid Relm's clothes, anyway. If I'd only gotten them back before Halloween, I definitely could've spared you a lot of time making a costume, Mia.

It looks like everything turned out fine after all, so it's a good thing we all voted when we did. I checked around outside and the weather looks the way it always did before this stuff happened. And even the plants in the yard have recovered; the house has been totally repaired even though the ceiling was starting to melt through. I heard this was called acid rain -- It sounds like a cool spell to learn, but I don't know what you guys do to your worlds to make this stuff happen naturally.

Anyway, I'm hungry. You promised pancakes the morning after everything was over, Canada, but I'm kinda bored of waiting for you to wake up. I'm just gonna make some eggs and hot chocolate. Fresh milk's just been dropped off.

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((Because it's Palom's fault that his house is getting poisoned milk, it's only fair that he suffers the consequences, right? Unless someone warns him in the first three comments posted, he'll be ingesting poison. If that happens, this entry will receive an edit and all comments afterward should be in response to it.))

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Well. No. We learned magic theory most of the time and a bit about local monsters. Mysidian history sometimes. No one mentioned much about volcanoes 'cept to stay away if they go off.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

Tch. Figures. What about school HERE, huh?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . We're learning how to form grammatically correct sentences. And multiplication. It's not exactly fascinating stuff.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

Well... crap.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You can teach me if you'd like. Floating steel sounds a lot more interesting than times tables.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

You mean, like, a tutor?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Huh? Sure, if you want. Seems like there's a lot more stuff to learn aside from magic -- And there's not much chance to practice that here.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

... Kid, you just gave me a brilliant idea.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Huh? Sure! Of course I did. That's why I'm a prodigy, after all.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

I was told awhile ago that I needed to get a job. What better job to have then becoming a TUTOR!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Gosh. Can you teach me how to be all glowy and do the superhero stuff, too?

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

That's... not exactly something I can teach. That was a lifetime of watching too much TV at work.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

'Watch . . . more . . . television . . . '

K, got it.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

Now you're getting it!