Eleventh Expiration

[alittleblackmagic]

So who got some awesome stuff back?! Check it out -- My mage robes! Wow, it feels good to finally get to wear something normal. Or well. Something way cooler than stupid Relm's clothes, anyway. If I'd only gotten them back before Halloween, I definitely could've spared you a lot of time making a costume, Mia.

It looks like everything turned out fine after all, so it's a good thing we all voted when we did. I checked around outside and the weather looks the way it always did before this stuff happened. And even the plants in the yard have recovered; the house has been totally repaired even though the ceiling was starting to melt through. I heard this was called acid rain -- It sounds like a cool spell to learn, but I don't know what you guys do to your worlds to make this stuff happen naturally.

Anyway, I'm hungry. You promised pancakes the morning after everything was over, Canada, but I'm kinda bored of waiting for you to wake up. I'm just gonna make some eggs and hot chocolate. Fresh milk's just been dropped off.

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((Because it's Palom's fault that his house is getting poisoned milk, it's only fair that he suffers the consequences, right? Unless someone warns him in the first three comments posted, he'll be ingesting poison. If that happens, this entry will receive an edit and all comments afterward should be in response to it.))

Comments

[spiritualburger.livejournal.com]

PALOM!

[Yes, Maya's practically yelling into the phone. She calms down after a second, but she's still pretty loud.]

You better throw that milk away right now!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Pffft!

W-What . . . ? Maya? But it's been months since anything weird happened with the milk!

[spiritualburger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, Al just got really sick from it. And the milkman just lost the run for mayor, so he has a reason to poison all of us now!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Oh . . . I didn't even think of that! Geez, I must've been half-asleep or something to be so stupid. Thanks, Maya. You're a real lifesaver.

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[properwhitemage.livejournal.com]

Palom, don't drink it!

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[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Porom! . . . I guess it was some sort of revenge? Don't worry, I didn't drink any of it. You'd better go help anyone who's been poisoned!

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[Mia totally dumps out the milk and orange juice. UNLESS YOU WOKE UP BEFORE MOMMY. Which is totally possible.]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[Palom totally did. But it's OK cause everyone in the first three comments apparently warned him, so yeah. =P ]

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[Phew! No dead children here!]

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

[Oh wait maybe I should make a useful post -]

Palom?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

G-G-Good morning, Mia! I decided not to make the m -- hot chocolate after all. I like yours better.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, thank you. You're up awfully early.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I thought I would see what happened since the polls were closing today. And I was right!

. . . We were, um, out of milk so I went to the store to pick some up for you, Mia.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

Lots and lots of abuse of the environment makes acid rain, kiddo.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

But I abuse the environment all the time! I'm sure it's not too happy about the thunder and ice it has to keep spitting out.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

No no no, listen up, there are two ways acid rain is made. One's natural, the other is unnatural.

Naturally it's caused through the dense concentration of ionic metals in the sky, usually caused by volcanic eruptions. The SECOND is caused by man-made toxic waste like smog and the like.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . Maybe I shouldn't use Bio anymore, then. Not too sure what you meant by metals in the sky, though. We've just got airships.

[dynamic-may-lee.livejournal.com]

I mean the metals that are in volcanic ash. When a volcano erupts, the ash is scattered to the sky.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Wow. So you've got floating hunks of iron and steel in the sky mixed with ash? No wonder your rain sucks.

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

*giggle snicker giggle*

No kidding! Those clothes would've been a perfect costume! You look like a clown!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

A clown?! These are the respected robes of the mages of Mysidia! You're insulting my whole city when you say that! And at least I don't wear a rag over my head!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIGHTY :D :D :D

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

If your whole city dresses like that, no wonder you're so dumb and ugly and untalented!

'Course you think my hat's a rag - you're too blind to appreciate art!

A-Ah thanks! =D My friends just surprised me with a forced intrusion and a present

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

No, that's cause it is a rag! Look at those awful splotches on it! Are those supposed to be flowers or roadkill?

Aww, yay! <3

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

You got my artistic hat confused with your face. Which looks like roadkill. And cooties.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Gee . . . It's too bad. The cooties've clearly infected your eyes so that you can't see anything other than your own horrible flaws. No wonder you have no fashion sense.