Tenth Explosion

[alittleblackmagic]

Alright!

Halloween! Best thing ever! Costumes! Candy!

. . . . . . . So, um. What, exactly, is Halloween?

[filtered to Mia, open to Canada, Shiraasan, Jigglypuff, Kyon, Porom]
So I talked to Relm, and she was like, totally immature about it.  Said she would handle everything herself and that she was the one who would save Jill from this guy -- His name is "Albert Wesker" -- and to butt out.  You should really have a talk with her about her attitude, Mia.  And send her to her room without dessert.

I told her brother that he was welcome to come stay with us for a while, too, but I don't know how he feels about it. 

[filtered to Porom]
Sis, pay more attention to the phone in the next few days, OK?  I don't know if Mia'll want to do anything, but if there's gonna be a fight, I definitely want you close by.  We'll show this Wesker guy not to mess with our friends.

((Let's assume that Palom had his candy rightfully confiscated by Mia so he hasn't scarfed it all down yet.))

Comments

LIES AND COOTIES

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Your hat looks stupider! And uglier! And it makes you look fat! Actually, your fat makes you look fat! And being a giant colony of cooties is way more disgusting than being one giant cootie! Cootie colony cootie colony!

MOE COOTIES WHICH YOU ARE FULL OF

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't know a nice hat if you were wearing one! Whcih you can't 'cause your ugly hair is sticking up anyway! Do you ever brush it? I bet you don't even bathe, that's why you're so gross and ugly and made up of A MILLION COOTIE COLONIES!

((Did Palom get his clothes back yet? :3))

LOOK AT THAT PICTURE RELM IS WAY MORE MOE LIES

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

It's style! You have to look cute when you're a kid if you want the adults to do what you say, not that you'd know anything about cute. And if I don't bathe, why are you the one who stinks like cooties?! INFINITE NUMBER OF COOTIE COLONIES.

((Not yet, actually. He's had . . . three regains so far, and that's the spells he learns in his first 10 levels and Twincast.))

RELM IS MOE, YES, BUT SO IS PALOM AND SO ARE YOU MR. MOE-WIGHTY

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

I'm waaaaaaaay cuter than you are! You must've gotten the word 'cute' confused with 'poopy' because that's what you look like! A big... poopy person! THAT NEVER BATHES EVER BECAUSE HE'S COVERED IN COOTIES FOREVER AND EVER!

((That's what I thought. Aw, she can't make fun of his outfit then. XD))

L-L-LIES WE ARE THE ANTI-MOE *throws mud*

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Gosh, you're so dumb! The word you're looking for is 'poophead', duh! And you're a bigger poophead than I am because your head is flat and ugly, just like poop! And I bet you don't know this cause you're too afraid to even look in a mirror; you can't even see the quadrillions and tragillions of cooties CRAWLING ALL OVER YOUR SKIN!

((Probably should've asked the same question of you. =P))

ONLY SOMEONE SUPER MOE WOULD SAY THAT *dodges*

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

Poop isn't flat, you moron! With your hair, you're the poophead! And if I have any cooties at all - WHICH I DON'T! - it's because they all ran screaming from you, because even though you're covered with millions and billions and KAJILLIONS of cooties they still want to get away from you because you're so dumb and ugly and smelly!

((Yep, she got her clothes back, all right. Have fun with that~))

AAAAAARGH *EXPLODES*

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Uhhh.

It is too flat! When you've got horrible diarrhea! DIARRHEA FACE. Yeah, if you don't have any cooties it's cause even COOTIES have standards and they want to get away from your awful smell! And your TERRIBLE sense of style! Your clothes are so raggedy that not even COOTIES would wear them!

((I think Relm might be winning. >_>))

VICTORY

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

You must have diarrhea all the time then, 'cause of all your cooties and... and... stupid! You only think I smell bad 'cause you never bathe so you have no idea what you're supposed to smell like! Only your sister puts up with you, and your infinite number of cooties!

Arrrrgh! You're just jealous of my awesome sense of style! I bet you didn't get your clothes back 'cause they're too ugly for Mayfield to handle!

((Pfft, what, no. I'm awful at this. XD))

CURSES FOILED AGAIN

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[Palom has given up on trying to be more insulting. Instead, he plugs his ears and begins to sing.]

LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING COOTIE FACE COOTIE FACE and my clothes are awesome you just wait til I get them back LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING TO COOOOOOOOTIEEEEE FAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE.

((Pfft, I copped out. =P))

MOE MOE MOE WIGHTY

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

FINE! If you're gonna act like that, it means I win! I'M A MILLION TIMES BETTER AT MAGIC THEN YOU ARE, ANYWAY!

*FEL GAINS 3141592 EXP!*

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

A MILLION TIMES ZERO! And it doesn't mean you win, it means I'm more mature and I'm not sinking to your childish levels anymore!

Woo! \o/ *shares EXP with Wighty*

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

What?! Who was just plugging his ears and singing to ignore me BECAUSE I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH? You're just an immature little brat! Who is covered in cooties! FOREVER AND EVER!

LEVELS TO OVER 9000. WIGHTY LEARNS "ASPLOSION".

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I was spreading my immense musical talent -- surpassed only by my immeasurable magical talent -- for the benefit of the world! Just because you don't understand fine art! And if I'm immature, then you've got the maturity of a two-year-old! Who IS a GIANT COOTIE PLAGUE.

WIGHTY'S HEAD ASPLODE?

[rainbowbrush.livejournal.com]

I don't understand fine art?! I'm the best artist in the world! You're just an uncultured... cootie farm! The cooties are eating your brain!