Sixth Explosion

[alittleblackmagic]

Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Actually, yeah! Don't worry, I'll spread it around later. You count as a kid even if you've been that age for 20 years or whatever.

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

[People giving things always makes him feel weird.]

Ah. I see. That's very... charitable of you.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't going to at first, but I didn't think I'd get this much. I thought most people would just pat me on the head and send me away with a lollipop or something.

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

Having good charisma probably helps. Did you get any chocolate?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Umm . . . Yup! There are a few chocolate candies. I don't think there's much, though, cause it's summer and it melts easy.

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

Muu. If you do give some away [Because he still doubts this] I wouldn't mind a piece even if it was melted.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Sure! Umm . . . There's a lot of little ones that say 'Hershey' on them. Also one or two wrapped bars. Sure, go ahead.

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

[Still staring at him... which means nothing really since he has no eyes.] One of the little ones is fine.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

OK, you can take one for now and I'll see about the rest later.

[Tosses him a Hershey's Kiss. Perhaps an anachronism, but I'm too lazy to look up when they were manufactured.]

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

[Catches it and hides it away in his jacket somewhere.]

Thank you, but this is all I need.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Uh. Yeah, sure. Whatever you say.

[Palom still hasn't forgotten that thing about not needing to kill people if he knew offensive magic and is thus trying to treat the guy as nicely as possible.]

[hugs-arent-free.livejournal.com]

I see..

[Well now he's just creeping Mammon out. He's used to people threatening to kill him all the time, not giving him things with no fuss.]