It's style! You have to look cute when you're a kid if you want the adults to do what you say, not that you'd know anything about cute. And if I don't bathe, why are you the one who stinks like cooties?! INFINITE NUMBER OF COOTIE COLONIES.

((Not yet, actually. He's had . . . three regains so far, and that's the spells he learns in his first 10 levels and Twincast.))