Seventh Distribution
Aug. 20th, 2009 10:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alittleblackmagic[filtered to children under 13 or mentally thereabouts, including that stupid stinky Relm]
Hear ye, hear ye!
I call to order the first meeting of the Kids Escaping Mayfield Society! (See, KEMS actually is pronounce-able whereas KEMC sort of begs for a vowel somewhere and KEMF just sounds awkward.) Some of you may have noticed me going around collecting last week -- I would have distributed stuff earlier, but Mia had an accident and there was a lot of ruckus going around. Anyway. Just so you guys don't think I was trying to keep it all for myself.
See, I hadn't actually thought about this much before I went around collecting, but I realized, we really can do something. We're kids, you see. And we all know what that means. We play in the backyard while the adults do their adults thing, we sit in the corner doodling while the adults talk about their adult things, we make friendly with the mayor because Kids Are Innocent and like talking to everyone. You guys get my drift? No one pays attention to what we do. We're kids! Simon had the right idea, but he was too obvious about it. This won't take any effort at all. Just everyone do what they normally do, but keep an eye and ear out anything interesting. Play hide and seek outside the city hall. Tell Chief Grady that you're writing an essay on the person you admire most and he's just so cool. Listen in when your parents talk on the phone. It's easy! But make sure you always have a good excuse to justify what you're doing. Or if you don't, make sure you can act.
So if you guys are up for it, we can talk more at my house. The excuse -- You're coming around for the candy I collected. And it's not gonna be an excuse, I counted, there's at least 6 pieces for everyone with some fruit, cake, and muffins on the side. And even if you're not up for it, come around for the candy anyway. I'll probably be waiting outside, but just knock if I'm not in the yard.
[filtered to Porom]
So, sis . . . What do you think?
Hear ye, hear ye!
I call to order the first meeting of the Kids Escaping Mayfield Society! (See, KEMS actually is pronounce-able whereas KEMC sort of begs for a vowel somewhere and KEMF just sounds awkward.) Some of you may have noticed me going around collecting last week -- I would have distributed stuff earlier, but Mia had an accident and there was a lot of ruckus going around. Anyway. Just so you guys don't think I was trying to keep it all for myself.
See, I hadn't actually thought about this much before I went around collecting, but I realized, we really can do something. We're kids, you see. And we all know what that means. We play in the backyard while the adults do their adults thing, we sit in the corner doodling while the adults talk about their adult things, we make friendly with the mayor because Kids Are Innocent and like talking to everyone. You guys get my drift? No one pays attention to what we do. We're kids! Simon had the right idea, but he was too obvious about it. This won't take any effort at all. Just everyone do what they normally do, but keep an eye and ear out anything interesting. Play hide and seek outside the city hall. Tell Chief Grady that you're writing an essay on the person you admire most and he's just so cool. Listen in when your parents talk on the phone. It's easy! But make sure you always have a good excuse to justify what you're doing. Or if you don't, make sure you can act.
So if you guys are up for it, we can talk more at my house. The excuse -- You're coming around for the candy I collected. And it's not gonna be an excuse, I counted, there's at least 6 pieces for everyone with some fruit, cake, and muffins on the side. And even if you're not up for it, come around for the candy anyway. I'll probably be waiting outside, but just knock if I'm not in the yard.
[filtered to Porom]
So, sis . . . What do you think?
