Sixth Explosion

[alittleblackmagic]

Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Sure, of course. You're a kid, right? I'm gonna distribute the loot I get after I finish going house to house.

[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I'm a kid.

What did you get so far?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Let's see . . . A lot of hard candies, an apple, two oranges, a chocolate muffin, three blueberry muffins, two packages of chocolate chip cookies, a cup of coffee that I gave back, a bottle of antifreeze that I gave back . . . I think that's it.

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[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

A-Anti-freeze?

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[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

Well, that sounds good! You should throw a party for the kids.

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[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It was from some guy who was big and creepy and called himself Russia.

That's what I'm planning! Well, sort of. Too many kids in one place would probably have Grady on us, so I was thinking we should be more careful about it.

[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Russia is weird.

Well, nothing happened at the adult party, right?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they were adults and they had a boring, formal party. If we're gonna have a party, it's not gonna be boring I'll tell ya that.

He is. He kept muttering under his breath and giving me creepy smiles.

[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

Hm. So maybe we could do two separate parties? That way there would be less kids in one place.

His sister is even creepier.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Good idea. I'll see how many kids are interested in something like this first. I bet Number 4 would. Probably Relm. And me and my sis and Shiraasan of course, and you and the guy who's actually 100 years old but isn't and also the pale girl . . . mumblemumblemumble

Wait, he has a sister? Poor girl.

[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

Who could say no to a party and candy? Besides, I'm technically like, forty..

He has two sisters. I don't really know them, but one of them is really scary and creepy and the other one is just kinda quiet.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Gosh. What a weird -- Wait, you're forty? How does that work?!

[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

Well-- Sealand was created in the 1960s, and I'm the national personification of Sealand.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're one of those.

Well, if you're 40, I'm guessing it's around 2000 where you live. So you're a kid cause you're a young nation, right? When do you get to grow up? In 100 years? 200?

[from-thesea.livejournal.com]

I'm a young nation, but I'm still awesome!

Well, I dunno. Latvia is older then me, but he still looks young.. I guess I'll get to grow older when my country gets more advanced and bigger? I'm totally waiting from my growth spurt, when I'll become a great empire that even that jerk England will bow down to!