Sixth Explosion

[alittleblackmagic]

Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

" . . . . . . . Err."

Fruit. Did anyone really want fruit? Maybe some of the kids were diabetic. Whatever.

"I-I guess. OK. Sure, mister! Thank you very much for your donation to the fund."

With a bright smile on his face, Palom sweeps the candy into his sack so quickly that he might as well have been moving at supersonic speeds, then stretches out his hands for the ruit.

[grey-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Right. Paper bag full of fruit, and a few blueberry muffins on top for good measure. There you go.

"What do you need all this for, anyway?"

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

"For the Kids Escaping Mayfield Society! Uh. KEMS! Would you like to see our adult-sponsored chart, sir?"

Tifa had liked it. That was good enough.

"And I would like to add that you will be entered into our annual sweepstakes for a new telephone so please spread the word to all your friends."

[grey-of-heart.livejournal.com]

"Sure." Kids + sugar usually resulted in insanity. It was a creative idea, though. Christ, this place. What next?

"Heh. Thanks. Need a help with the door?" It's occurred to him new guy inviting kids into the house without anyone else around might be seen as a bit odd.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

"No, thank you. I can handle it." After having gotten the brilliant idea of diagrams in the first place, Palom had made several copies -- one of which he now handed to the man. Burdened down by two sackfuls of food, Palom held one between his knees while fiddling with the doorknob. "Thank you again, mister, and have a very nice day."

Score again! Nothing to it after all.