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Hmmmmmmmmm.  If it worked for her . . . . . . .

[Knock knock knock! Palom is at YOUR door! No, it doesn't matter who you are or where you live.  Unless you're Crazy Scarf-Eye-Killy Person.  And Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  And even that woman who killed Crazy Maya-Hating Person.  Asura, Matt Engarde, and Sakuya's houses will be skipped.]

Hiya! My name is Palom, and it's a real pleasure to meet you even if I've already met you before and even if I'm lying out of my teeth. I'm going door-to-door collecting delicious sweets, candies, and pastries to assist the children of the neighborhood in their heroic work to turn into sugar crazed addicts escape this town.

Would you have any such things you wouldn't mind parting with? Anything would be a great help!  Urgh, how does she manage to get that heart hanging over her head?  I'm gonna have to settle with a   Lalalala~ Hearts and flowers ~ La ~

[Do you have the heart to say 'no' to this excruciatingly sort-of adorable boy?]

((With sincere apologies to Hustino.))

Date: 2009-08-14 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kol-shevik.livejournal.com
...Kolkohz production will pick up soon.

[Without a word, Russia slams the door and wanders back into the house. There's the distinct sound of pots and pans slamming and possibly even the noise metal-meets-skull and some exotic Eastern European flavor cursing...why are you listening to this again?

Russia throws the door open again a moment later, and hands Palom a bottle of Antifreeze. I hear it tastes sweet.


Then he slams the door again.]

Date: 2009-08-14 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
. . .

*knock knock knock*

Excuse me, sir! I hadn't thought it necessary, but I would like to make a clarification of "any donation you may offer that will not kill us when consumed would be greatly appreciated, sir!"

[Palom heard Asura's advice earlier, oh yes he did.]

Date: 2009-08-14 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kol-shevik.livejournal.com
[Opens the door

very



slowly.
]

Why are you still at Russia's door? Is very rude to try to give back gifts.

Date: 2009-08-14 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com
You gave me poison, sir. It must've been an unfortunate oversight on your part. It's not even labeled properly, look.

[Palom freezes the bottle of antifreeze and hands it back.]

See? It freezes, alright.

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